castielscheesecake:

ay-dougie:

voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"

(via godbless-st-cyr)

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

(via pizza)

collegehumor:

Adam Conover, the star and writer of this week’s “Adam Ruins Everything: The Truth About Purebred Dogs” will be answering all your questions LIVE on our Facebook page at 6:30EST/3:30PST

There’s no question he can’t answer. Join us.

senjju:

dirtyorange:

senjju:

i cannot believe there are actual living people in this world that claim they want cancer so they can have a “cute relationship” like tfios are you fucking kidding????? whats next? #cancer privilege???

It’s not disgusting. There are people so depressed right now that they would rather have a happy short ending with cancer than a long life of loneliness. Stop being an asshole, you can’t understand this level of depression.

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frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

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every fandom ever

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disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

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anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

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